- Do not lick your little sister.
- Do not lick your little sister's eyeballs either.
- Do not spit on your sister's bed when she is trying to go to sleep.
- Do not try to open the car door when we're driving 80 mph on the freeway.
- Do not draw a steak knife in order to persuade your sister to do things your way.
- Do not leap out of the bathtub and run through the house dripping wet shrieking, I'm naked! I'm naked! I'm naked!
- Do not gag on your dinner until you throw up all over the kitchen table.
- Do not wipe your boogers all over your bedroom wall. Or the sofa. Or your clothes.
- Do not tell your mother that you wish she would get a job so that your father can stay home and take care of you!